Sunday 13 December 2015

STOPPING A GIRL FROM TAKING A SELFIE-1

Morning 5.30, i have completed 10 rounds of running in the Eden gardens ground, it is a warm up for me before doing the Yoga and GYM. I took a blanket, walked towards the pitch and laid it on the pitch, started doing  surya namaskara, sheershana, etc, etc etc...for almost an hour i did yoga on the pitch, then went to GYM room in the ground, while walking from the PITCH to the GYM Sourav Ganguly entered the ground in his tracks and smiled . I said 'You lost today also!!!', 'One day i will finish before you and make you to buy juice for me', Sourav replied. DADA kept bet with me that whoever finishes 10 rounds in the ground first should buy juice to the other, he never won. Dada asked me about perfect way of doing one asana, i explained him and then went to GYM.

In GYM i started with pull ups, then push ups, while i am doing my 150th push up TAMANNAH entered the GYM and sat on me, told me that she will give me a kiss if i do 50 push ups more, she tried to disturb me by kissing on my neck and shoulders, such a naughty girl. After half an hour i started abdomen exercise, Sourav came and asked me to get up, i asked why, but he is shouting at me to get up, i stopped doing the exercise and slowly opened my eyes. I am in my house, on my bed, my dad is shouting at me

"Its been two weeks since you came home, you bought shoes, shorts to go to stadium daily in the morning, not even single day you went, today i will return the shoes and all the things in the shop saying that the size is not ok, it is 8'o clock you idiot, stop dreaming and get up". I got up and sat on the bed, no SOURAV, no TAMANNAH, no KISSES, i cannot believe that whatever i felt until a minute ago is a DREAM, and i dont want to believe that today also i got up late. In this world only two things are very difficult, STOPPING A GIRL FROM TAKING A SELFIE and SAYING NO TO SLEEP IN THE MORNING.

P.S. The last sentence is to give justification to the title to this post ;-) and more thing, if you find any grammatical mistakes, please drop a comment.